BUHARI WRITES LETTER TO NIGERIANS FROM LONDON HOSPITAL:
Pellow Naijerians,
You fiful are bely wukied, why are you fiful
fraying that I should die kuo? Ayam not even
dead yet, and all of you fiful are jubilating,
then ip I die now, you fiful will just turn za
whole kwuontry to carnival na. I was at za
foint of death when I heard that za whole
kwuontry is jubilating that I am dead, I said
"ah ah" I will not die now so that you fiful
will not be hafi.
I even heard that afostle Suleman said that
Christians should kee my cows and my
herdsmen, you fiful should tell that afostle
that ip anything hafens to my cows, I will
pinish him o.
Por those of you saying that ayam not
pighting kwaraption because I cleared
Buratai, Dambazau, Amaechi, Kyari, Magu
and Babachir of kwaraption like a clearing
agent, I want to tell you something, they say
"show me your prends and I will tell you
who you are" so ip I declare all my forlitical
prends kwarapt, won't you fiful say I ayam
kwarapt too? Or do you fiful think ayam not
wise? I have told you fiful bepor, my farty, za
All Frogressive Confidence, Afee cee, is a
farty por saints, kwarapt fiful cannot be
pound in my farty or guberment.
I want to seize zis ofortunity to call on za
National Assembly that ayam not coming
back on za 6th op Pebuary again because of
some unporseen circumstances, they should
allow His Seselency, Za Pice Fresident op za
pedral lipublik of Naijeria, Frofesuar Yemi
Osibande to kwuotinue to act as za
fresident fending when ayam back.
Yoowaa to za pew fiful who still believe in
my guberment, Isha Allah change will begin
with you bepor it gets to me.
Lest I porget, Tupace is flanning to stage a
frotest against my guberment, all I can say
to him is dambruba waka shege to him and
za pive girls he infregnated.
Signed:
Dr. Muhammadu Buhari, GCFR
©2017 LAIR MOHAMMED FOUNDATION
#Na_Joke_oh!!
Pellow Naijerians,
You fiful are bely wukied, why are you fiful
fraying that I should die kuo? Ayam not even
dead yet, and all of you fiful are jubilating,
then ip I die now, you fiful will just turn za
whole kwuontry to carnival na. I was at za
foint of death when I heard that za whole
kwuontry is jubilating that I am dead, I said
"ah ah" I will not die now so that you fiful
will not be hafi.
I even heard that afostle Suleman said that
Christians should kee my cows and my
herdsmen, you fiful should tell that afostle
that ip anything hafens to my cows, I will
pinish him o.
Por those of you saying that ayam not
pighting kwaraption because I cleared
Buratai, Dambazau, Amaechi, Kyari, Magu
and Babachir of kwaraption like a clearing
agent, I want to tell you something, they say
"show me your prends and I will tell you
who you are" so ip I declare all my forlitical
prends kwarapt, won't you fiful say I ayam
kwarapt too? Or do you fiful think ayam not
wise? I have told you fiful bepor, my farty, za
All Frogressive Confidence, Afee cee, is a
farty por saints, kwarapt fiful cannot be
pound in my farty or guberment.
I want to seize zis ofortunity to call on za
National Assembly that ayam not coming
back on za 6th op Pebuary again because of
some unporseen circumstances, they should
allow His Seselency, Za Pice Fresident op za
pedral lipublik of Naijeria, Frofesuar Yemi
Osibande to kwuotinue to act as za
fresident fending when ayam back.
Yoowaa to za pew fiful who still believe in
my guberment, Isha Allah change will begin
with you bepor it gets to me.
Lest I porget, Tupace is flanning to stage a
frotest against my guberment, all I can say
to him is dambruba waka shege to him and
za pive girls he infregnated.
Signed:
Dr. Muhammadu Buhari, GCFR
©2017 LAIR MOHAMMED FOUNDATION
#Na_Joke_oh!!