In an English class the teacher asked a student to complete this proverbs.
Teacher ; MC governor, complete this proverb, half bread
MC governor : Half bread dey provoke hunger.
Teacher : What!!! Governor, birds of the same feather dey confuse the owner.
Teacher : You must be stupid.
MC governor : no ma.
Teacher : Yes you are. Complete this. A stitch in time.
MC governor : a stitch in time na there the time tear.
Teacher fainted ...
